Goosebumps: The Haunted Juul

Alright readers, buckle up, because I have the pitch of a lifetime for y’all: I am talking about a full reboot of Goosebumps, aimed squarely at Gen Z, since they don’t “get” millenial humor. Know how they, like, vape and shit?


We didn’t get much further with the reps at Scholastic before they had security escort us off the premises, the assholes. Their loss.

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