Goosebumps: The Haunted Juul

Alright readers, buckle up, because I have the pitch of a lifetime for y’all: I am talking about a full reboot of Goosebumps, aimed squarely at Gen Z, since they don’t “get” millenial humor. Know how they, like, vape and shit?

Behold:

We didn’t get much further with the reps at Scholastic before they had security escort us off the premises, the assholes. Their loss.

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